THE SUBMARINE
Your Butt Deserves a Shower.
All systems clean.
Meet The Submarine — the portable travel bidet that delivers a shower-fresh clean during your messiest moments. Whether you're at home, in a questionable public restroom, deep in the woods, or somewhere in between, The Submarine delivers a targeted stream of water exactly where you need it.
Shower fresh. Anywhere.
Enjoy that squeaky-clean feeling with a thorough rear wash, front wash, or anywhere wash. The Submarine hits all the right spots and leaves you feeling brand spankin' new.
Easy to use and ready for adventure, simply fill, aim, and squeeze. No batteries, plumbing, or complicated setup. Just a better clean when you need it.
The Submarine Includes:
1 Portable Bidet – 300 mL bottle with retractable nozzle.
1 Travel Bag – Stealthy carry wherever you go.
1 Sealable Cap – No leaks. No issues.
Perfect for everyday use, public restrooms, camping, hiking, travel, road trips, festivals, and postpartum care.
How to Use: Fill. Aim. Squeeze. Feel like a human again.
Spray away the day.
IT'S LIKE A BUTT SHOWER: Get a refreshing, targeted, shower-fresh clean without needing an actual shower. The Submarine delivers a direct stream of water exactly where you need it for a thorough rear wash, front wash, or anywhere wash.
NO PLUMBING REQUIRED: Skip the batteries, plumbing, complicated setup, and bathroom gymnastics. Just fill the 300 mL bottle with water, aim, and squeeze. It's that easy.
BUILT TO GO BELOW: The retractable nozzle drops down, aims where you need it, and delivers a direct stream into the deepest depths of mess. Built to hit all the spots that need a little extra attention.
BRAND SPANKIN' NEW: Sometimes dry wiping just doesn't cut it. The Submarine actually washes away the mess and leaves you feeling fresh, clean, and brand spankin' new.
READY FOR ANY MESS: Perfect for everyday bathroom use, public restrooms, camping, hiking, hunting, travel, road trips, festivals, postpartum care, and those “oh no..” moments.
FILL IT. CAP IT. PACK IT.: Fill the bottle ahead of time, seal it up, and toss it in your bag without worrying about leaks. When nature calls, pop on the nozzle, aim, and get to washing.
Typically ships within 24 hours.
