THE SUBMARINE
For those times when your butt deserves a shower.
Meet The Submarine - a portable travel bidet built to go below the surface and wash away the mess with targeted precision. Just fill, aim, and squeeze for a refreshing stream of water exactly where you need it.
At home after Taco Tuesday? We get it. Stuck in a questionable public restroom? Gross. Deep in the woods? Nature calls. Wherever the day takes you, The Submarine delivers a powerful, refreshing clean without the need for batteries, plumbing, or complicated setup.
Perfect for a thorough clean of your rear or front, The Submarine is made to be used everywhere, anytime. Keep it in your bathroom, travel bag, car, camping gear, or wherever your butt might need a little extra attention.
The Submarine Includes:
1 Portable Bidet — 300 mL bottle with retractable nozzle.
1 Travel Bag — Stealthy, convenient carry wherever you go.
1 Sealable Cap — Keeps everything contained and leak-free when not in use.
Fill. Aim. Squeeze. Feel brand spankin' new.
IT'S LIKE A BUTT SHOWER: Get a refreshing, targeted, shower-fresh clean without needing an actual shower. The Submarine delivers a direct stream of water exactly where you need it for a thorough rear wash, front wash, or anywhere wash.
NO PLUMBING REQUIRED: Skip the batteries, plumbing, complicated setup, and bathroom gymnastics. Just fill the 300 mL bottle with water, aim, and squeeze. It's that easy.
BUILT TO GO BELOW: The retractable nozzle drops down, aims where you need it, and delivers a direct stream into the deepest depths of mess. Built to hit all the spots that need a little extra attention.
BRAND SPANKIN' NEW: Sometimes dry wiping just doesn't cut it. The Submarine actually washes away the mess and leaves you feeling fresh, clean, and brand spankin' new.
READY FOR ANY MESS: Perfect for everyday bathroom use, public restrooms, camping, hiking, hunting, travel, road trips, festivals, postpartum care, and those “oh no..” moments.
FILL IT. CAP IT. PACK IT.: Fill the bottle ahead of time, seal it up, and toss it in your bag without worrying about leaks. When nature calls, pop on the nozzle, aim, and get to washing.
Typically ships within 24 hours.
